Stupid gets stupider...

Its a typical night at work, the cops hanging out outside (they come for the free coffee and stimulating conversation). When suddenly, am hit with a quick burst of customers, a group of girls came in first followed shortly by a  rather large, stalky guy (320 pounds easy).  He walks to the freezer section and starts shoving ice cream and pizza into his pockets.

As he approaches the counter, his pockets are bulging far more and in an inconsistent shape to go with his round figure.  So I immediately see something off. Once at the counter, the group of girls are behind him and they are trying to tell me, without getting his attention, that he had been taking stuff.  After he finished paying for the cigars he wanted, he turned and walked out.  Now, it became extremely obvious that he had ice cream in his pocket, as he turned around to head out the door I could see it easily.  I allowed him to walk out the door, and past the police standing outside the front door.

I looked out the window waved my arms to get the attention of the cops outside.

Now the hunt was on!
Armed with the guys description and name (the group of girls knew who he was), the police pull up to his house.  He is sitting on his front porch eating his haul, wearing a chocolate ring around his mouth (having eaten a carton of ice cream already).

Now if he hasn't proven himself a master criminal mind yet then wait to see what happens next.

He threatened the officer, not with bodily harm, no he was much too cunning for that. He said, "Hey I know where you eat!"  He of course works at a local sit down Mexican restaurant the cop frequents.

The next day, our master criminal was fired from the restaurant for threatening the cops future meals. =O